My sister and I were talking about a burn accident when we heard her 4-year-old say, “I’m supposed to call 911 if someone is burned.” Surprised but wanting to make
Tag: humor
Dear Mom, Hitler only had one testicle. We need to talk. Urgently, The Middle Child
You might be in Redneck bliss if you have to ask your potential employer, “Where are you in relation to Hooters?”
One great thing about working with the public – the mistakes they make: A customer once called me asking if this 9 foot skeleton could sit in a chair… Odd
When I was a little girl, my mother told me that work horses, like Clydesdales, were called Big Brother Ponies. Not knowing that she just made this up, based on
DIY failure The model: The Outcome:
Ugly thrift store clothes. Are words needed? There’s nothing like clothes from your mom! If your mom lives near a $0.25 cent thrift store, I know you’ve got some of